Level:  Funhouse

Levelord:  Clintin Stober
E-mail:  cstober@blue.weeg.uiowa.edu
# of players: 1-8
This level is fully playable as dukematch and one-player
Beatable without cheating
Additional Insight and Inspiration:  Keith Meyer,  Mike Duong,  Bill Friedman,  and the rest of the random jokers of Stanley Seven.

Story

	Okay Duke, thought you had won it all didn't you.  So wrong.

	At precisely 1500 hours on November 2, Duke received a phone call from the Pentagon.  "We need to talk to you Mr. Nukem."
Duke arrives at the pentagon at 1900 hours and gets the mission briefing from the attorney general.
	"Mr. Nukem, it appears that the last surviving aliens have joined together and taken refuge in the Rocky Mountains."
"Damn!"
"Simply put, we want you to go and exterminate these last few alien threats."
	"Damn, they're gonna die!"
	"It appears they been developing a super-weapon of incredible magnitude.  Code-named: Sword of Crom."
	"Gonna smash those alien bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
	"It won't be that easy Duke, the aliens seemed to have taken over an abandoned funhouse in the middle of the rockies.  Not only that, but through genetic engineering the aliens have developed a kind of super-pigcop.  This form of super-pork wears a red uniform, we have lost many agents to this new foe who laughs at RPGs."
	"Shit."
	"Don't fret, we have an agent on the inside named L. Jane. She has stolen the red keycard that activates the Sword of Crom." She will meet you on the inside.  Also we will drop a cargo box full of equipment right outside the entrance to the funhouse.  Good Luck Mr. Nukem!"